HMO
My HMO is terrible. They charge me for a self-examination.It’s a flat fee.-Wendy Liebman
Measure Intelligence
Q: How do you measure a blonde’s intelligence?A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in...
Remaining as enemies
|Two Arabs boarded a shuttle out of Washington for New York. One sat in...
Did you see that?
|Two guys are out hunting deer. The first guy says, “Did you see that?”"No,”...
Defining these words
|For more than 30 years, New York magazine has run a contest in which...
How are husbands like lawn mowers?
How are husbands like lawn mowers?They’re hard to get started, they emit noxious odors,...
A small analogy
Getting anything done around here is like mating elephants.It’s done on a very high...
Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
Q: Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?A: Mace.
Tired On 1 April
Why were the Scouts so tired on April 1?Because they had just finished a...
Holiday Season Conduct…
Conduct During the Holiday Season…Running aluminum foil through a paper shredder at Kinko’s to...