Stupid Insults 26/31
Running U.S. appliances on British current. Runs squares around the competition. Rusty springs in...
What’s the ultimate rejection?
Q: What’s the ultimate rejection?A: When you’re masturbating and your hand falls asleep.
Bring Flowers
Jill tells her husband, “Jack, that young couple that just moved in next door...
ADVICE FOR IDIOTS
|An actual tip from page 16 of the Hewlett Packard Environmental, Health & Safety...
A new method
It’s the first day of school and the teacher told her kindergarten class,”If anyone...
A forester and lawyer
A forester and a lawyer were in car accident and showed up at the...
Testing a new recruit
|Police Chief: As a recruit, you’ll be faced with some difficult issues. What would...
The dinner guests!
A Jewish family invited their Redneck neighbors over for holiday dinner. The first course...
Marriage quotes 06
|Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in....
Caring for floppy disks
|ORIGAMIArt of paper folding. In order to obtain a nice and effectiveness result, put...