What is the difference between a Certificate of Deposit and Intercourse?
What is the difference between a Certificate of Deposit and Intercourse?A Certificate of Deposit...
You might be a redneck if… in bed
You’ve ever used lard in bed.
How do you make a cat drink?
How do you make a cat drink?1 cat2 lemonsVodkaMix then serve
Finish overseas tour
|A young ensign had nearly completed his first overseas tour of sea duty when...
God and Gay People
If God had wanted people to be gay… he would’ve made Adam & Steve...
Need the Eggs
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3 Wishes
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are stuck on an island. For years,...
Never Lend Money
A husband leaves the house to go pick up dinner for he and his...
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center…
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: “What are...
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
|Why did the lizard go on a diet?It weighed too much for its scales!