Show and Tell…
The teacher asked the students to bring one electrical appliance for”Show & Tell,” and...
Schingwers
Q: Why are Bill Clinton, Monica Lewinksy, and O.J. Simpson such bad golfers.A: Monica...
Men Are Like Noodles
How are men like noodles?They’re always in hot water, they lack taste, and they...
Pizza Cutting
Q: A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut...
Quotes of companies
|Here are some of the submissions of actual comments, notices, and statements coming out...
Protesting
I’m against picketing, but I don’t know how to show it.-Mitch Hedberg
Dat Ain’t Bubba
Bubba got drunk and died in a fire in his trailer. He was so...
Return your keys
|Before a friend’s wedding reception, we passed out keys (blanks) to several girls and...
Relativity
Don’t try to understand the theory of relativity.Relativity is like an erection – the...
What\’s a Blonde do after…
Q: What does a blonde do after waking up? A1: Go Home. A2: Introduce...