Puns by the Pound!
Q: what did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?A: Hold on to your...
Fun fun fun worry worry worry
A teacher said to her little student Suzy, “Punctuate the following sentence: Fun fun...
Doing Laundry
Three women always hang their laundry out in the backyard. When it rains, however,...
If you love something …
If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was, andalways...
Questions & Answer Quickies!
Q.) What does it mean when the flag is at half mast at the...
This guy was walking down a street in Texas and this hooker…
This guy was walking down a street in Texas and this hooker says, “Say,...
What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?
What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?A backdoor pedofile!
The Masked-quito!
|What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?The Masked-quito!
The parrot who wouldn\’t talk.
A person wanted a parrot who talked. Going to the pet store, this lover...
The Divorce…
A man was summoned to court for punching his lawyer.During the process, the Judge...