Reflections on Life
George Carlin’s Reflections on Life:1. Never raise your hands to you kids. It leaves...
A mouse sandwich!
|What’s gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside?A mouse sandwich!
Stuck orgasm
A guy went into a bar and met a nice girl. They have a...
David Beckham
whats the best way to travel to the moon?transform yourself into a ball and...
After years of psychotherapy…
After years of psychotherapy, John no longer believeshe is a grain of wheat. However,...
Blind Herbie
Little Herbie had been blind since birth. One day at bedtime, his mother told...
The duffer muffed his tee shot into the woods…
The duffer muffed his tee shot into the woods, then hit into a few...
Monkies in a tree.
There were 4 monkeys in a tree.Why did the first monkey fall out of...
What do you do when you are finished fucking a ten-year old girl?
What do you do when you’re finished fucking a ten year old girl?A: Turn...
Yo Momma so nasty
Your momma so nasty she charges $10 for sex, gives ya lice, when ya...