I am not forgetful
|Three ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, “Sometimes I catch...
My daughter’s a good girl!
A mother took her daughter to the doctor and asked him to give her...
A trucker who has been out on the road for three weeks…
A trucker who has been out on the road for three weeks stopsinto a...
Celebration
A young man walks up and sits at the bar. “What can I get...
What’s the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?
What’s the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?When the damn coffin lid falls...
What is the most damaging food?
|A dietician was once addressing a large audience in Chicago. “The material we put...
Wide Load
You know you’re a redneck if your house still has the “WIDE LOAD” sign...
TGIF On Shirts
Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shirts?A: Tits Go In Front.
Bride Joke
Q. Why do men always want their brides to wear white?A. Because they want...