Longer Life
A man goes to the doctor and says, “Doc, I would like to live...
Two Kentucky hillbillies happened to meet in town…
Two Kentucky hillbillies happened to meet in town. “How’rethangs with y’all, Pete?” one asked.”Not...
Stand up nuts!
The recreational director of a mental hospital wanted to take a wellbehaved group of...
The three wise men are out for a stroll when…
The three wise men are out for a stroll when they come across a...
What’s the difference between a Geneologist and a Gynecologist?
What’s the difference between a Geneologist and a Gynecologist?A Geneologist looks up your family...
Only One Sale?
A keen country lad applied for a salesman’s job at a city department store....
Elephants III
How do you get an elephant into the fridge?1. Open door.2. Insert elephant.3. Close...
The Panda Bear
A panda bear walks into a bar, and tells the bartender that he wants...
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Your mamma’s so fat when she wears a yellow rain coast outside I yell...
I’ll just call my lawyer about this
|Another on that I have seen pulled is to have someone speak out at...