The damn ham
Once there was a preacher’s wife who went into a bakery and asked the...
Down in Florida, two widows were talking and one asked…
Down in Florida, two widows were talking and one asked the other, “Do you...
Poles At Theater
Did you hear about the Polish family that froze to death outside atheater?They were...
May I borrow your dog for a few days?
|It’s for my mother-in-law,” explained the mourner at the funeral procession. Tightening the leash,...
Catching the fish
|Jim had an awful day fishing on the lake, sitting in the blazing sun...
Just Ducky!
If ever you want to annoy someone who annoys you, just say this punchline...
Out All Night Drinking
Out All Night Drinking An Irishman’s been at a pub all night drinking. The...
Shoe shopping
A man walks into a shoe store… …and tries on a pair of shoes....
You’re in great health
|Doctor: You’re in good health. You’ll live to be eighty.Patient: But, doctor, I am...
Is the wife in control?
Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says “I want...