My wife is pregnant
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Naked Mower
“It’s just to hot to wear clothes today,” said Jack as he stepped out...
The Mouse
Why didn’t the mouse cross the road?It’s cord wasn’t long enough!
Polak Sharing Treasure
One Russian and one Polish workman were digging the foundations for a new road....
What is blue and sings alone?
What’s blue and sings alone? – Dan Ackroyd.
New element was found
|Administratrium, The New Element AMES, IA–The heaviest element known to science was recently discovered...
A great fruit cake recipie
|You’ll need the following: a cup of water, a cup of sugar, four large...
Goofy Wundermints!
Why do banks charge you a “non-sufficient funds” fee on money they already know...
Charlton are good enough
|The seven dwarves are down in the mines when there is a cave-in. Snow...
The way you say it
|It’s not what you say, but the way you say it.On a blind date,...