All Lawyers are Assholes
A guy in a bar stands up and says, “All lawyers are assholes.” Another...
Farmer John had just walked into the local watering hole…
Farmer John had just walked into the local watering hole, when who should he...
When Reaches Orgasm
Q: How do you tell when a blonde reaches orgasm?A1: She drops her nail-file!A2:...
Miles Dobson was away from home on business…
Miles Dobson was away from home on business in another city. When he called...
Real software engineers eat quiche.
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Mother’s Milk
A medical student is taking a test and one of the questions he sees...
If You Are Unhappy
Once upon a time, there was a non-conforming sparrow who decided not to fly...
Finish overseas tour
|A young ensign had nearly completed his first overseas tour of sea duty when...
A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice…
A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice: “Stop! Stand...
This little Piggy!
A pig walks into a bar and orders a beer. After drinking it, he...