Politically Correct Santa
|’Twas the night before Christmas and Santa’s a wreck…How to live in a world...
Stolen Car
Stolen Car A man walks out of a bar, stumbling back and forth with...
No. to Make Chocolate Chip Cookies
Q: How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?A1:10. One to...
yo momma
Yo momma so damn heavy that when she stands on the scales to get...
A guy goes into a restaurant/lounge…
A guy goes into a restaurant/lounge wearing a shirt open at the collarand is...
The Yuppette had risen to executive level…
The Yuppette had risen to executive level in the company in no time at...
Hide and squeak!
|What is a mouse’s favorite game?Hide and squeak!
Amish and the Fuzz!
An Amish lady is trotting down the road in her horse and buggy when...
What is the penalty for bigamy?
Question: What’s the penalty for bigamy?Answer: Two mothers-in-law
Simple Chinese
Dung On MAI Shu————I stepped in excrementAi Wan Tu Bang Yu———Let’s sleep togetherAi Bang...