Blonde On Either Side
Q: What do you call a brunette with a blonde on either side?A: An...
Mailing list users changing light bulbs
|Q: How many internet mail list subscribers does it take to change a light...
Tattoo Parlour
A lady was a huge Paul MCCartney fan and wanted a tattoo of him...
A strange jigsaw puzzle
Paddy gets a phone call from Murphy. “Paddy,” says Murphy, “I’ve got a problem.”"What’s...
COMMAND REDUCTION OF ARMY PERSONNEL ( C.R.A.P. )
As a result of DOD budget cutbacks, we are forced to reduce the size...
Olympic condoms
A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly...
I am called a Princess
The United Airline’s passenger cabin was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant...
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center…
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: “What are...
Obey the speed limit
|Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State...
Moles
A momma mole, papa mole, and baby mole lived in a hole outside of...