Little Johnny- F in Arithmetic
Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.”Why?” asks...
10 Things In Golf That Sound Dirty
1. Look at the size of his putter. 2. Oh, dang, my shaft’s all...
How do you know when a redneck isn’t wearing any underwear?
How do you know when a redneck isn’t wearing any underwear?There’s dandruff on his/her...
Man and E.T.
What’s the difference between a man and E.T.?E.T. phoned home.
Three women, A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde…
Three women, A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde, all come home from work...
Mistakes
Why did God create men first? Because we learn from mistakes.
How is Christmas celebrated in a Jewish home?
Q: How is Christmas celebrated in a Jewish home?A: They put parking meters on...
Write your code in C
|WRITE IN C (sung to The Beatles “Let it Be”)When I find my code...
At the Bull acution.
This couple goes to an agricultural show way out in the countryside a fine...
Try to settle the dispute
|There was once a Scotsman and an Englishman who lived next door to each...