What is the future
|My horoscope read, “You’re going places and you can’t be stopped.”Apparently the cop who...
If a tree falls in the forest, and there’s…
If a tree falls in the forest, and there’s noone there to hear it,...
One is negative one
|Theorem: 1 = -1Proof:1 = sqrt(1) = sqrt(-1 * -1) = sqrt(-1) * sqrt(-1)...
One day a boy asks his dad…
One day a boy asks his dad,”What’s the difference between a pussy and a...
Do you know the problem with lawyer jokes?
Do you know the problem with lawyer jokes?Lawyers don’t think they’re funny, and the...
Marriage quotes 13
|There was a man who said, “I never knew what happiness was until I...
Getting a date.
There was a loser who couldn’t get a date. He went to a bar...
Flying in the plane
|Two hunters got a pilot to fly them into the far north for elk...
What a way to go!
Brenda O’Malley is home making dinner as usual, when Tim Finnegan arrives at her...
New Words Needed (woo-hoo!)
10 Words That Don’t Exist, But Should:1. AQUADEXTROUS (ak wa deks’ trus) adj. Possessing...