In-class Assignment for Wednesday
This assignment was actually turned in by two English students:—————————————————————-Rebecca and Gary English 44ASMUCreative...
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with…
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with “Guess” on it.So I said...
Donald MacDonald from the Isle of Skye…
Donald MacDonald from the Isle of Skye (or maybe it was Neil McNell from...
The boss called one of his employees into the office…
The boss called one of his employees into the office. “Rob,” he said, “you’ve...
Who’s got a bigger crotch?
There were three women sitting in a bar and they were discussinghow much their...
Vow of Silence!
A guy joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence. He’s allowed to...
Because they’re wrigleys!
|Why do worms taste like chewing gum?Because they’re wrigleys!
Adam Accused By Eve!
Sometimes women are overly suspicious of their husbands….When Adam stayed out very late for...
What is the difference between hard and light?
What’s the difference between hard and light? – You can sleep with a light...
You Know You’re Too Stressed If…
You can achieve a “Runner’s High” by sitting up. The Sun is too loud....