Where would you go?
There were these three models going by air to a photo shoot, Elle Mcpherson,...
MATERIAL SAFETY DATA SHEET On Woman
MATERIAL SAFETY DATA SHEET Workplace Hazardous Materials InformationSystem ———————————————————————-Substance: Woman Manufacturer: God Typical Size:...
Jake is 85, and he gets married to a 16-year-old.
Jake is 85, and he gets married to a 16-year-old. He walks into the...
The farmer’s wife.
So one night, the farmer gets drunk. He grabs his wife’s tits and says,...
I love my wife
If your wife comes out of the kitchen and starts complaining, whatdoes that mean?Her...
Literary couch potato
Ask not for whom the bell tolls; let the machine get it.
The barber was finishing a haircut…
The barber was finishing a haircut on a customer one dayand started to apply...
How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Q. How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A. Two. But...
Murphy’s Laws Of Parenting
Murphy’s Laws Of Parenting…A child will not spill on a dirty floor.A lot of...
Mirror cross the road
Why did the mirror cross the road?To see itself!!