Great truths about life.
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California Crazy Law
Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses. Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500...
Computer Idiots
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Farts
Q: Why do farts smell?A: So deaf people can enjoy them too.
The Broken Clock
Mike’s grandfather clock suddenly stops working right one day, so he loads it into...
What did the German clockmaker say to the clock…
What did the German clockmaker say to the clock that only went ‘tick, tick,tick’?'Ve...
Mad Cow Disease
There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.The first cow...
A clever court case
One evening after attending a concert, two men were walking down the road when...
What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?
What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?A backdoor pedofile!
What does Ted Kennedy have that Bill Clinton wishes he had?
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