half of everything
Three guys are walking in an abandoned warehouse. They find a genie bottle. They...
In jail…
This exchange was overheard between the separated sections of the jail. A male voice...
Top 15 Good Things About a Cold Winter
Top 15 Good Things About a Cold Winter…The melodious clanging Anna Nicole Smith’s breasts...
Painting Contractor
A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job. In thefirst room...
Bathroom control
One day Pablo and Paco are riding through the desert on their horses. As...
Why wasn’t Jesus born in America?
Why wasn’t Jesus born in America?They couldn’t find 3 wise men and a virgin.
A man calls his mother in Florida….
A man calls his mother in Florida. “Mom, how are you?”"Not too good,”says the...
Elephant jokes 08
|What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?An animal that...
Diamond Ring
A cop saw a young blonde woman down on her knees under a streetlight....
you want a divorce
|”Well, Mrs. O’Connor, so you want a divorce?” the solicitor questioned his client. “Tell...