90210 momma
Your Momma is so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a...
A Blonde’s Bad Day
Q: How can you tell when a blonde is having a bad day?A: When...
Sleeping in Church
Wilma and her husband Barney go to church every Sunday, and during the service...
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Q. What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree ?A. Hold on to...
The Procrastinator’s Creed.
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
Orange and Banana
Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Orange!Orange who?Orange you...
Your Dad’s Like Cement
You dad’s like cement, it takes him two days to get hard!
A woman is laying on a gurney out in the hall…
A woman is laying on a gurney out in the hall prior to going...
Why did the fly fly?
|Why did the fly fly?Because the spider spied ‘er!
Raggedy Anne
Q: Why was Raggedy Anne kicked out of the toypen?A: Because she kept sitting...