An amazing talking dog
|A man and his dog walk into a bar. The man proclaims, “I’ll bet...
Looking to buy
|A man walks into a shop. “You got one of them Marshall Hiwatt AC30...
How to Hug
Did you hear about the blonde who took a book out of the library...
Facts About Women
1. Women love to shop. It is the one area of the world where...
Coin Swallowing
Doctor: Nurse, how is that little boy doing, the one who swallowed ten quarters?Nurse:...
What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?
Q: What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?A: Straight through the rib cage.
Cheer
Q: What’s the blonde’s cheer?A: “I’m blonde, I’m blonde, I’m B. L. O. N....
Mailman Here?
Husband: Honey, has the mailman come yet?Wife: No, but he’s panting and sweating pretty...
Phone songs
|All of the following songs may be played on a touch-tone phone. Commas are...
Seagulls
Why do seagulls live by the sea?Because if they lived by the bay, they...