Modems beat women
|Some reasons why a modem is better than a woman:A modem doesn’t ask for...
Difficult shot
Bob stood over his tee short on the 18th hole for what seemed like...
Weather Lesson
Why does the wind always go west to east in Wyoming?Because Nebraska sucks and...
Three calamities
Three guys are in a Cessna. The first drops a penny out the window....
Uncommon Perversions
A woman goes to a doctor with a problem. She’s sat on the chair...
10 reasons why a dog doesn`t use a computer!
10 reasons why a dog doesn`t use a computer:10. T0o0p hqa5rxd 6tt0[o 6ty[p3e 2w9igtjh;pa3wds...
An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing…
An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work onscaffolding on...
Signs and notices 11
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign on an...
Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning…
Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always...
Kiss me…yeah!
“Kiss me,” said the young lady urgently. “Please kiss me.”But the young man turned...