Polish Wedding Night
What’s long and hard and a Polish man gives it to his bride on...
Yo mama in an elevator
Yo mama’s so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it has to go...
Arriving home very drunk
|A man is in a bar and falling off his stool every couple of...
Murphy’s Laws Of Parenting
Murphy’s Laws Of Parenting…A child will not spill on a dirty floor.A lot of...
What is the difference between white onions, brown onions…
What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 30 centimeterdick?Nothing…. They all...
Definition of bad lover
Definition of bad lover:An earthquake occurs during sex. Afterwards he asks the woman if...
Buying your ticket
|Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the...
Judi and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends…
Judi and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends.Brunette: Last night I had *three* orgasms...
McQuillan walked into a bar
|McQuillan walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini, each time removing the...
Application To NYU-(Classic)
This is an actual essay written by a college applicant, when applying to NYU...