Good and Bad News
An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him:...
Twenty ways to confuse Santa Claus
|1. Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining...
Signs Christmas Has Become To Commercial
You don’t recall that line from It’s A Wonderful Life saying, “Every time a...
Messed up teeth
Your mama’s teeth are so messed up….i thought her tongue was in jail!
How do you get AIDS from a toilet seat?
Q: How do you get AIDS from a toilet seat? A: If you sit...
You are under arrest!
A scientist was successful in cloning himself, and was asked to speak at a...
How are women like elevators?
How are women like elevators? Only about half go down.
Quotes from stupid 02
These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world. “That race was all...
In Communication With The Office
Four major executives from various countries are playing golf together. On the second tee...
The young lady entered the doctor’s office carrying an infant…
The young lady entered the doctor’s office carrying an infant. “Doctor,” she explained, “the...