Mars and Venus
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What do you call a gay man scrotum?
Question: What do you call a gay man’s scrotum?Answer: Mud flaps!
The Bowl of Chili
Well, there was this truck driver that had been driving all day and hadn’t...
What does it mean when a baby is born with teeth?
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Termite
A termite walks into a bar and asks: “is the bartender here?”C’mon…think about it!
OLD never dies
|OLD ACADEMICS never die, they just lose their faculties OLD ACCOUNTANTS never die, they...
IBM Memo about Peripheral Replacement
IBM Memo about Peripheral Replacement This is an actual alert to IBM Field Engineers...
Paint the Porch
Hobo shows up at the front door of a grand mansion. The owner comes...
OLD is when…
“Old” is when……your sweetie says, “Lets go upstairs and make love,” and you answer,...
If You Love Something….
If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was and...