Go home and wait
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Blubber trouble
Whales are mammals. Mammals have hair. SHAVE THE WHALES!
The Facelift
A woman decided to have a face lift for her birthday. She spent $5000...
Elephants II
What game do four elephants in a mini play?Squash
This guy and his girlfriend are fighting…
This guy and his girlfriend are fighting….she says “I’m breaking up with you.” “Why??”...
Clinton Strikes again
The Secret Service got a real scare the other day when someone threw a...
Let’s take a trip to Disney
|Two blondes had driven across the country to see Disney World in Florida.As they...
The hooker and her gramma.
There was a hooker with a bunch of other hookers. The police came, and...
A guy walks into an elevator and stands next…
A guy walks into an elevator and stands next to a beautiful woman.After a...
A blonde walked into a doctor’s office with a hole in her hand…
A blonde walked into a doctor’s office with a hole in her hand. Thedoctor...