People are ignoring me
|A patient walks into a doctor’s office.Patient: Doctor, people ignore me.Doctor: Next!
Those clothes are very becoming on you
Boy: Those clothes are very becoming on you!Girl: Why thank you!Boy: Of course, if...
Cooking
Yo mamma is such a bad cook that even the cockroaches throw up!
Bathroom Privileges
TO: All EmployeesFrom: ManagementRe: Restroom PolicyIn the past, employees were permitted to make trips...
On the Train
A WW II American soldier had been on the front lines in Europe for...
Cannibal Food
Two cannibals meet one day. The first cannibal says, “You know, I just can’t...
A Hookers Life
A hooker was explaining her lifestyle to a girlfriend.”I put on stocking on one...
A young couple were married and celebrated their first night…
A young couple were married and celebrated their first nighttogether, doing what newlyweds do,...
Princess Diana On The Radio
Q: Did you hear Princess Diana was on the radio?A: Yep, and on the...
There was this fisherman that always had a good day fishing…
There was this fisherman that always had a good day fishing. His friend, the...