AirForce 1
When the AirForce 1 prepares to land, the Captain speaks over the intercom:”The seatbelt...
The prison hospital
|Prisoner: Look here, doctor! You’ve already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of...
Some things never change
I guess some things will never change. I hired a temp while my secretary...
Child of the 80′s (super long)
You might be a child of the 80′s if…… you have deep, personal relationships...
This guy was driving down the highway…
This guy was driving down the highway and was pulled overby the cops. The...
A hopeful suitor dropped into a computer-dating center…
A hopeful suitor dropped into a computer-dating center andregistered his qualifications. He wanted someone...
Jewish mothers
Did you hear about the tramp who walked up to the Jewish mother on...
His miracle drinks!
A man is waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor comes in...
The Origin of Chapstick
The Origin of ChapstickThe old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry,...
That IS The Only Difference
What’s the difference between light and hard? You can go to sleep with the...