Why does Bill Clinton wear underwear?
Why does Bill Clinton wear underwear? To keep his ankles warm.
Why do men name their penis?
Q: Why do men name their penis?A: They like to be on a first...
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle…
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electricalmalfunction disabled all of...
80 year old man
An elderly man goes into confession and says to the priest, “Father, I’m 80...
Top Things You Should Not Say To A Judge
“I got your community service right here pal!” “Boy your chamber sure does look...
Lawyer Means…
What’s the definition of lawyer? The larval form of a politician.
Working With The FBI
Working With The FBIThe phone rings at FBI headquarters.”Hello?”"Hello, is this the FBI?”"Yes. What...
I’ll have a Penguin; shaken, not stirred
Q: Why do penguins live in the Arctic?A: Because they can’t fly to Florida...
What is a grasshopper?
|What is a grasshopper?An insect on a pogo stick!
Bathroom troubles
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