Happily Addicted to the Web
Sung to the tune of “Winter Wonderland”Doorbell rings, I’m not list’nin’,From my mouth, drool...
Why did the spider buy a car?
|Why did the spider buy a car?So he could take it out for a...
Mice cubes!
|What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?Mice cubes!
A blonde and a brunette were talking one day…
A blonde and a brunette were talking one day. The brunette saidthat her boyfriend...
Women’s Rights
WOMEN’S RIGHTSThe following took place at an international conference for women’s rights. The first...
Who’s Fishing?
A woman is in bed with her lover who also happens to be her...
You Mama’s So Ugly…
- Yo Mama’s so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry,...
Girlfriend Upgrades
Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriend Plus 1.0 (marketing name:...
The Blonde and the Alligator
A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a...
Signs you’ve grown up!
1. Your potted plants stay alive. 2. Having sex in a twin-sized bed is...