Chimney Cricket!
|What is green, sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together?Chimney Cricket!
Having a baby
There were three ladies at the obstetrician’s office, waiting to see what their results...
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Yo’ mama’s so fat when she get’s out of bed in New York she...
Why don’t men get mad cow disease?
A woman asks: “Why don’t men get mad cow disease?”Another woman replies: “Because men...
They use snail varnish!
|How do snails get their shells so shiny?They use snail varnish!
The Twelve Bugs of Christmas
|For the first bug of Christmas, my manager said to meSee if they can...
You Know You’re Too Stressed If…
You can achieve a “Runner’s High” by sitting up. The Sun is too loud....
At the Club.
So this guy wants to go into a nightclub, but the bouncer says -”Sorry,...
Long and Hard
Q: To a blonde, what is long and hard?A: Grade4.
How is a woman like an airplane?
How is a woman like an airplane? -Both have cockpits.