Pantsy Golfer
Q: Why did the golfer wear 2 pairs of pants?A: Just in case he...
BAD Bunny Wabbit!
A woman walks into a veterinarian’s waiting room dragging a wet rabbit on a...
blind farmer
|The blind farmer was often taken for a walk in the fields by a...
The autograph book
|Jacques Thibault, the violinist, was once handed an autograph book by a fan while...
The Brit Awarts!
|What do you call the English Toad Prize giving cermony?The Brit Awarts!
How Specs Live Forever
The US Standard railroad gauge (distance between the rails) is 4 feet, 8.5 inches....
Call In Sick…
Bob calls in to his job:”Hey, boss I’m not coming to work today. I’m...
How do you know if a lesbian is butch?
How do you know if a lesbian is butch?She kick-starts her vibrator and rolls...
Square Boobs
Q: Why do blondes have square boobs?A: Because they forgot to take the tissues...
Marriage Quotes By Men
I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always. It’s...