I bet I can bite both of my eyes
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Yo Momma Jackpot!
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Job Interviews
We have all been through job interviews, and we have spent most of the...
OLD NEVER DIES 4
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Quote and counter-quote.
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The Golden Urinal
A man came home drunk at four in the morning, and his wife was...
Psychiatric Hotline
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Chinese learned this
|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into...
You Have VD
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Tied in an election
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