They are stopped by the police
|John and Jessica were on their way home from the bar one night and...
Pickles
Q: Why don’t blondes eat pickles?A: Because they can’t get their head in the...
I Blew Chunks
3 guys go into a bar. The booze begins to flow pretty heavily in...
Almost Love
A 70-year-old man has never been married. One day, he meets a beautiful 17-year-old...
Baby Birds
You know that Storks bring babys of course. What kind of birddefinitely does not...
Mommy, mommy! What’s a nymphomaniac?
Mommy, mommy! What’s a nymphomaniac?Shut up and help me get grandma off the doorknob!
A blonde bought two horses, and could never remember…
A blonde bought two horses, and could never remember which was which. A neighbor...
A man walked into a lawyer’s office and…
A man walked into a lawyer’s office and inquired about the rates. “Fifty dollars...
Masturbation
Why do men masturbate? Because they want to have sex with someone they love.
2 Eggs
An old man and women are going out for a meal to celebrate there...