Suffering
A young couple on the brink of divorce visit a marriage counselor. The counselor...
How did you break YOUR leg??
A lady went skiing and halfway down the hill had to go to the...
Three altar boys are standing in the snow with…
Three altar boys are standing in the snow with their pants down around their...
How about a bridal?
“We’d like a room, please,” the bloke said, nodding toward his misses. “We were...
Commonality In Sexes
What do men and women have in common?They both distrust men.
Dog washing
A young boy, about eight years old, walks into the localgrocery store and picks...
The devil’s offer
|The devil visited a lawyer’s office and made him an offer. “I can arrange...
What\’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?A carrot! (boom tish!!)
HEGS
The Doctor tells his patient that he has H-E-G-S”What’s that?”, the patient asks.”It’s a...
What’s the biggest drawback in the jungle?
What’s the biggest drawback in the jungle?The Elephants foreskin.