A Penny For Your Thoughts
What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for his thoughts?...
Wipe your butt with a dollar.
Two guys were on a long drive back from a fishing trip, when one...
12 days of Christmas (Santa Cruz style)
THE TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS…. SANTA CRUZ STYLE…On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically...
Constantly complaining about the temperature
|A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked that the...
Mysterious picture
After a wonderful night of love making, the young guy rolled over and was...
Bad advice 2
Walking past the Royal Courts of Justice one day, a man spotted a friend...
Prison and Work Compared
In prison you spend the majority of your time in an 8′ X 10′...
Idiots on a desert island
Ed and Fred were flying along when the two idiots crash-landed on a desert...
One Drink too many!
After the annual office Christmas party blowout, John woke up with a pounding headache,...
A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down…
A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down.The waiter, who is also...