George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard VII
Creative Sighing for Effect. Sigh loudly when there aremany people around, giving the impression...
The scene is a dark jungle in Africa…
The scene is a dark jungle in Africa. Two tigers are stalking through thebrush...
Your very first time!
It’s your first time.As you lie back your muscles tighten.You put him off for...
Russian War College
At the Russian War College, the general is a guest lecturer and tells the...
The farmer’s wife.
So one night, the farmer gets drunk. He grabs his wife’s tits and says,...
Why do women fake orgasms?
Why do women fake orgasms?Because men fake foreplay.
An old man of 70 married a young girl of 18…
An old man of 70 married a young girl of 18. When they got...
A perfect choice
A woman who had been married twice and divorced twice was fed up. Her...
Off the cliff!
The car sped off the highway, went through the guardrail, rolled down a cliff,...
Least Popular Halloween Handouts
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