Two blondes in heaven
One blond says to another, “how did you die”? “I froze to death,” says...
Computer Problem
“Good Afternnoon, Ridge Hall, computer assistant; may I help you?”"Yes, well, I’m having trouble...
An offense
Late one Friday night the policeman spotted a man driving very erratically through the...
Why I Brought Her Home
A woman comes home from shopping and finds her husband in bed with another...
You might be a redneck if…mama
Your mother does not remove the marlboro from her lips before telling the state...
12 Things NOT to Say if Pulled Over
12. Hey, wasn’t your daughter a porn queen?11. I’m surprised you stopped me, Dunkin...
What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?
Here’s a lame one….What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?Chocolate-chip cookie DOH!
A love story
John Blanchard stood up from the bench, straightened his Army uniform, and studied the...
Main Vice President
|Tom was so excited about his promotion to Vice President of the company he...
Looking forward to old age.
There were three elderly men sitting in wheelchairs on the porch one sunny afternoon....