134 Redneck Warning Signs (Long Joke)
1. You’ve ever cut your grass and found a car.2. You own a home...
A responsible applicant
Employer to applicant: “In this job we need someone who is responsible.” Applicant: “I’m...
Invent artificial dogs
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Answers To Everything
What’s the best form of birth control after 50? Nudity What’s the difference between...
Adultery
An old man went into confession and told the priest: “Father,I’m 81 married with...
How does physics save lives?
One day our professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. Apre-med student rudely interrupted...
Deep Cuts
Doctor, don’t cut so deep. That’s the third operating table you’ve ruined this month!
At the Amusement Park
A young man took a blind date to an amusement park.They went for a...
A Blonde At A Bar
A blonde was sitting down in a bar one day next to a red-head....
Poles At Theater
Did you hear about the Polish family that froze to death outside atheater?They were...