Things you’d really like to say at work!
01. I can see your point, but you’re still full of crap.02. I don’t...
A man took his Rottweiler to the vet…
A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said “My dog’s cross-eyed, is...
Types of Men Pissers
Absent Minded: Opens his vest, pulls out his tie, and pisses in his pants.Clever:...
Why do they bury lawers 26 feet underground?
Why do they bury lawers 26 feet underground?Because deep down, they are really nice...
Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring?
Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring? He decided to...
Monica Lewinsky and a change machine?
Why are Monica Lewinsky and a change machine alike?They both say…”insert Bill here!”
Which day does a fish hate?
Which day does a fish hate?Fryday
Perfect Girlfriend
I recently attended a meeting of the International Singles Club here in Silicon Valley....
Some famous lines in history!
As Jack the Ripper’s mother said to her son, “How come you never go...
Bad eyes.
A college couple is under a tree on campus making out. After a while,...