Spell it
Woman: Two *Achoo!* tickets, please. Clerk: Have you purchased tickets here before? Woman: *cough*...
Domination
Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven.God comes and says, “I want the...
Canadian Baseball
Q: What do you call a Canadian Baseball team?A: Foreigners.
English is very strange
|Did you know that “verb” is a noun? How can you look up words...
Blind Date!
A girl goes on a blind date.The blind date hadn’t been all that great,...
More Fun
A government study has shown that blondes do have more fun – they just...
A wife comes home unexpectedly one day and finds her husband…
A wife comes home unexpectedly one day and finds her husband in bed with...
Seal
An Alaskan woman having car trouble pulls her Station Wagon into the local Exxon...
grasshopper with no legs
|What do you call a grasshopper with no legs?A grasshover!
a babtist and a catholic preacher
A Baptist preacher and a catholic preacher are driving out on a road. The...