Bad habits
I overheard a friend telling his pal, “I can’t break mywife of the habit...
The Hooker And The Dug Dealer
Q: What’s the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?A: A hooker can...
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor…
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,after surgery, I...
Paper or Plastic?
One day a guy went to a grocery store and the bagger boy asked...
A game of animal football
|The animals were bored. Finally, the lion had an idea. “I know a really...
How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?
Q: How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?A: We’ve formed...
Why did god invent alcohol?
Why did god invent alcohol? – So fat women can get laid too.
The Whales.
Your momma so fat, when she goes to the aquarium the whales sing “WE...
yo momma’s SO fat….
yo momma’s so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger popped out...
Business Mergers
Xerox and Wurlitzer: They’re going to make reproductive organsFairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers: New...