A real calamity
O’Connell was staggering home with a pint of booze in his back pocket when...
Why do gorillas have big noses?
Why do gorillas have big noses? Because they have big fingers.
On Alimony
Alimony:1) A contraction of the term “all-his-money”.2) A splitting headache.3) It’s the screwing you...
Magic Mirror
There are 3 people standing in front of a magic mirror. The mirror gives...
Wrong instructions.
A mother was anxiously awaiting her daughter`s plane. She had just come back from...
Classic Oxymoron
Question: What is the biggest oxymoron of the 1990′s?Answer: Microsoft Works!
Light bulb lawyers
|Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?A0: Three; one...
Last winter I was laid up at home with the flu…
Last winter I was laid up at home with the flu. My fiancee’ called...
Two old friends from the mountains ran into each other…
Two old friends from the mountains ran into each other at thelocal bar. One...
Zebra
Q: What did the blonde name her pet zebra?A: Spot.