Get a heart transplant
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She Wants What He Has
Every day a 4th grade boy walks home from school past a 4th grade...
The Origin of Chapstick
The Origin of ChapstickThe old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry,...
No Arms and No Legs
There’s a man in a wheelchair with no arms and no legs sitting by...
Annoyance
What is the best way to annoy your wife/husband during sex?Call her/him on the...
An elephant…
An elephant walks up to a naked guy and says, “How do you breathe...
Ring, ring!
*ring* *ring*”Hello?” Hearing only heavy breathing on the line, the woman repeated, “Hello?”"I’ll bet...
She’s new to football
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Being Offensive At A Wedding
Show up totally smashed. Be as obnoxious and unruly as possible.When the priest says...
Christmas party
A few years ago, we invited some friends over for a Christmas party. Many...