Foolish Marriage
“And you tell me several men proposed marriage to you,” said the husband. “Yes,...
It’s croak-et!
|Whats a frogs favorite game?It’s croak-et!
Better than playing doctor
Little Johnny was sitting on the bench in the park.Suzie comes along chomping on...
A blonde bought two horses, and could never remember…
A blonde bought two horses, and could never remember which was which. A neighbor...
Two drunks sitting at the rural area bar, lamenting…
Two drunks sitting at the rural area bar, lamenting their lack of a sex...
A golf blooded reptile!
|What do you call a rich frog?A golf blooded reptile!
Mom, I’m pregnant!
One April Fools Day, when I was about 15 or 16, I told my...
Aussies
Q. Why are Australians like kiwifruit?A. Because they are rough on the outside, green...
Man, the Lawn Mower
Why did God create man?Because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn.
If You Love The Lord
The other day I went to the local religious book store, where I saw...