Automotive horror
|As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering,...
Road-killed lawyer
Q: What’s the difference between a road-killed deer and a road-killed lawyer?A: There’s skid...
Realistically and Hypothetically….
A little boy came home from school and his homework assignment was to find...
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners…
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners. The Lamaze class was...
Pondering old age
|How do I know that my youth is all spent?Well, my get up and...
What’s the difference between a white gerbil and a brown gerbil?
What’s the difference between a white gerbil and a brown gerbil?The white one got...
Don’t you just hate it when…
Don’t you just hate it when you go to the doctor, and you’resitting on...
Brain Operation
This German guy wanted to marry this Polish lady, but Poland had a law...
Pinoccio
What did Snow White say when she sat on Pinoccio’s nose?”Tell a lie.”
Fly out of Genoa
They now have an Italian airline that flies out of Genoa.It’s called Genitalia.Sent by...