A sailor and a marine are taking a piss…
A sailor and a marine are taking a piss at a public restroom. The...
Murphy’s work laws
|MURPHY’S LAWS ON WORK A pat on the back is only a few centimeters...
A bad day
There’s this little guy sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink.He stays...
Try to settle the dispute
|There was once a Scotsman and an Englishman who lived next door to each...
What did Jesus do when he got to the Holiday Inn?
Q: What did Jesus do when he got to the Holiday Inn?A: He threw...
USENET Parody
USENET ParodyNo no, the question is: How many USENET posters does it take to...
Had any accidents?
|The cowboy was trying to buy a health insurance policy. The insurance agent was...
Problems driving
|Two elderly women were out driving in a large car-both could barely see over...
The talking Cuckoo clock.
Just after I got married, I decided to have a night with “the boys.”...
Excuses To Use When Caught Sleeping At Work
They told me at the blood bank that this might happen. This is just...