Fish jokes 06
|Why are gold fish orange?The water makes them rusty!Who held the baby octopus to...
OLD NEVER DIES 10
|OLD MAGICIANS never die, they just they just change colorOLD MAGICIANS never die, they...
blonde q and a’s
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite wine? A: “Daddy! can I go to Miami! Q:...
The lady and her house
A lady went to bed and turned out all the lights. Later she awoke...
Telegram received from ex-employee
Telegram received from ex-employee:”Fuck you. I quit. Strong message to follow.”
Some time ago Mr. Clinton was hosting a state dinner…
Some time ago Mr. Clinton was hosting a state dinner when at the last...
Skiing Accident
A friend just got back from a holiday ski trip to Utah with the...
Your Kind of Man
Striking up a conversation with the attractive woman seated beside him on a coast-to-coast...
The duffer muffed his tee shot into the woods…
The duffer muffed his tee shot into the woods, then hit into a few...
Donors
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: “What are...