Tossed Off A Ship
A panhandler was caught trying to sneak aboard a Princess liner about to embark...
A rabbi said to a precocious six-year-old boy…
A rabbi said to a precocious six-year-old boy: “So your mother saysyour prayers for...
Off the cliff!
The car sped off the highway, went through the guardrail, rolled down a cliff,...
A woman participating in a survey was asked…
A woman participating in a survey was askedhow she felt about condoms. She said,...
Swallowed a Pillow
Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow. Doctor: How do you feel? Patient:...
Marriage Ups and Downs
Marriage for women has its ups and downs. How?The toilet seat is up and...
The other day my house caught fire…
The other day my house caught fire. The insurance agent said, “Shouldn’t be a...
All Aboard
A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his...
The moral of the story is…
There was this fish, and this fish was watching a fly, the fish wanted...
English Me This:
Let’s face it — English is a crazy language. There is no egg in...