I’ve got the lumber
|O’Toole worked in the lumber yard for twenty years and all that time he’d...
Turtle Crossing
Q: Why did the Turtle cross the road? A: To get to the shell...
Fruit of your Life
What did 1 strawberry say to another?Answer, if you weren’t so fresh you wouldn’t...
Lots of words
There are a lot of words you can use to describe men: strong, caring,...
How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping?
How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping?The bushes are darker than...
At a dentist’s
Dentist: “Would you help me out? I’d like you togive a few of your...
Why did the one-handed man cross the road?
Why did the one-handed man cross the road? To get to the second hand...
OUCH AND DOUBLE OUCH!
A couple hobbled into a Washington (state) emergency room covered in bloody restaurant towels....
What’s the purpose of a bellybutton?
What’s the purpose of a bellybutton?To put your gum in on the way down.
What is the definition of a virgin?
What’s the definition of a virgin?an ugly third grader