Talk to the judge
|A judge, bored and frustrated by a lawyer’s tedious arguments, had made numerous rulings...
Growing ripe tomatoes!
Once there was a beautiful woman who loved to work in her vegetable garden,...
What happened to the blonde ice hockey team?
What happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in Spring training.
Now thats lazy!
My son is so lazy he hates emptying the trash in the recycle bin...
Tilt Steering
Q: Why do blondes like tilt steering?A: More head room.
A different father
A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding...
Giving Cats Pills
|INSTRUCTIONS FOR GIVING YOUR CAT A PILL 1. Pick cat up and cradle it...
Do you like my new jacket?
Do you like my new jacket?It’s great. Shame your body doesn’t suit it, though.
The Irish Virus
An actual mailing:Greetings, You have just received the “IRISH VIRUS”. As we don’t have...
The Proposition
The man at the bar, deep in private thoughts of his own, turned to...